Statement of intent:
In John we trust. Paul, George and Ringo also.
I'm a green baize Jimmy Hendrix; a magician with a snooker cue.
The very best alphabetty-spaghetti:
Special powers: Salvador Dali with a pen.
A second rate John Lennon living a third rate life; living as if the Beatles have never been, because in this parallel world they have not, begins to become fixated on a world famous Japanese, performance artist called Joko No-no.