Statement of intent:
In John we trust. Paul, George and Ringo also.

Age: 52.

Past: Hazy.

Future: Abstemious.

I'm a green baize Jimmy Hendrix; a magician with a snooker cue.

The very best alphabetty-spaghetti:
Lewis Carroll,
Kinky Friedman,
David Peace,
John Brain.

Special powers: Salvador Dali with a pen.

Johnny and the Moondogs by Paceman Gerry

A second rate John Lennon living a third rate life; living as if the Beatles have never been, because in this parallel world they have not, begins to become fixated on a world famous Japanese, performance artist called Joko No-no.

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