Statement of intent:
I must abstain from matters carnal on the reprehensible orders of a Harley Street man; now glory in secrets and dream of a lost England that, perhaps, never existed.
I favour the occasional wearing of a sturdy British-made sock-suspender.
Honourable Members of my Club:
John le Carré,
Special powers: Character assassination.
Edward "Teddy" Sayooth, "fat, fucked and fifty," a very bad English spy in a very bad tie, flies high above the flat, dusty plains of Dakota in a Cessna jet. Directly beneath him stands an enigmatic Indian, the very last of his tribe, called Last Man Bobby. Then the Cessna's engines begin to cough and splutter.